I have acquired a lot of nicknames in the last year: jewb, jewbie, jewbaca, and flower face.
I go to school (i could graduate this year, but i'm lazy) and I have no idea what I'll be doing afterwards.
tv, video games, and reading are all I really care about
quiet young lass... but brave as fuck - Lindsey
reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck
(via romanimp)@2 days ago with 92661 notes
comment s’appelle un chien qui vend des médicaments?
why the fuck is this joke in french and why there is 26k notes am i missing something important
(via karmayeti)@2 days ago with 188126 notes
how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck
Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK.
should’ve invested in an island. damnit.
(via glamaphonic)@3 days ago with 416935 notes
sometimes i wake up with a very urgent thought on my mind and it’s usually pretty dumb like ‘je suis une pomme' or 'root beer fairytales' but this morning i woke up and sat there for a second and all i could think was
the frenchiest fry
I JUST LAUGHED OUT LOUD IN CLASS
(via dream-of-electric-sheep)@4 days ago with 122106 notes
I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
(via xekstrin)@2 days ago with 47364 notes
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
(via xekstrin)@2 days ago with 250605 notes